Dr. Prof. Sir., Heinrich "Rick" "Rich" "Hein" "Rich" "Heinrich" Leizen, PhD., B.Sc., B.A., OBE., President, Oscar Recipient., TIME's Person of the Year, "Dr. EJS" "Prof. EJS" "Dr. EJS, Professor" "Professor EJS.. Doctor", better known as just "Dr. EJS" is the world's most famous doctor, and perhaps the best human being of all time. But how did he get here? Read on and find out the never before seen history of Dr. EJS.
Fact File:
Dr. EJß operates out of his home town, near Schaffhausen. You can find him by waiting by the town tavern after dark. You can also find his number on many reputable bathroom walls across the nation. If you'd like to be tech-savvy and contact Dr. Ejß for a possible appointment via the Internet, you can simply send an e-mail to the e-mail name he severely regrets registering.